The Brooklyn Gooner

All right...I'm past the stage where I want Riley's head on a pike and van Nistelrooy's skull to drink beer out of. I'm almost past the point where I want to hang Sir Alex Fuckhead to my cubicle wall so I can punch the shit out of him at my leisure (OK, I'm never past THAT point). This loss burns, and I don't mind admitting it. But, that's the sport...sometimes you get bad breaks. And, you can't say that we didn't have a few breaks of our own during that amazing run.

So, congratulations, Manchester United. I can only hope that you win fuck all again this year, too.